Archive for December, 2007

On the Road Again…

December 22, 2007
By Elizabeth

Or, Christmas… Elsewhere There are two kinds of traveling: have to and will to. Have to Travel Work Family Death Holiday Will To See Experience Chill Activate Interact Note the difference in the etymology of the two? First is static, nominative. The second is active, verbal, a way to BE in the world. We’re...
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Meticulosity… OR, How to Succeed in Everything

December 16, 2007
By Elizabeth
Meticulosity… OR, How to Succeed in Everything

That doesn’t make me admire them any less, however, or realize that they, in the end, will always succeed. Case in point, the magnificent stone-man, Lew French. One rock at a time, he creates magnificent walls, fireplaces, cottages. One wall, in a home on Martha’s Vineyard, took him a year to build. Hand over...
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The Most Perfect Handbag in the World

December 12, 2007
By Elizabeth
The Most Perfect Handbag in the World

Or, What to Buy A Woman, Any Woman and She’ll Like it, I Swear If you are madly last-minute shopping for ANY woman in your life, just save yourself the hassle and buy this bag from Changehandbags.com. At 50 bucks (now don’t wince… you’re up against it, brother) it’s pricier than a pair of...
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Posted in Consuming Things, Eco-FAQ, Giving, Life in America | 3 Comments »

21st Century Tips to Holiday Office Parties

December 10, 2007
By Elizabeth
21st Century Tips to Holiday Office Parties

Maybe I wouldn’t have been so inspired to write this if I hadn’t been rebuffed by UBS, my husband’s workplace, two years in a row now. UBS, that beloved multinational banking behemoth, which hit Working Mother’s Top 10 again this year for super companies to work for, hosts mammoth holiday parties every year for...
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90 Minutes from Door to Balloon

December 6, 2007
By Elizabeth
90 Minutes from Door to Balloon

Tis the Season to Keel Over…. Fa la la la luh. I’ll probably die of a massive coronary for writing this, but it’s a sad state of affairs — on the health, diet and media accounts — when we are to the point of worrying about aggravating our clogged arteries around the holiday season....
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Posted in Consuming Things, Food and Drink, Humor and Rant, Life in America, Media | 1 Comment »

Do You Close the Bathroom Door Even When You’re the Only One Home?

December 4, 2007
By Elizabeth
Do You Close the Bathroom Door Even When You’re the Only One Home?

Or, A Prelude to How to Have an Existential Crisis I recently was hired to teach two courses next semester. I am thinking about quitting and I haven’t even started yet. In fact, I have pretty much already decided to quit, I just can’t be bothered to get around to it. I’ve decided not...
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Message from the Leaf Pile

December 3, 2007
By Elizabeth
Message from the Leaf Pile

Top 10 Reasons to Read a Blog 10. The blogger is funny, but not funny ha-ha… funny hmmmm. 9. You are bored of internet porn… it is so done! 8. Procrastination is nine-tenths of the law. 7. You hate your boss. Your boss wants you to do something other than browse the internet. You...
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