Since the recent addition to our life, every single flat surface has been overtaken with objects foreign, plastic and otherwise unnecessary to the progression of life as we’d known it.

Or so I thought. However, small packages come with many bizarre and seemingly useless accessories, not the least of which are naked, anatomically-incorrect bald babies with an unidentified brown sludge on its upper chest. That doesn’t stop them from being appealing to the youngest set, or from somehow ending up on the desk in the office, between the latest (unread and totally irrelevant to our lives now) issue of Golf Digest and a copy of the pre-school behavior guidelines.

Ah irony.

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