Eat Your Greens!

So you are tired of your tree? Sick of all the WATERING?

All the pouring of water, the dampening of soil, and the decreasing of naturally dry dirt surface area bringing you down?

Are you just too poncy and lazy to water your plants, and nothing else?

Getting carpral tunnel from lifting a water jug once a week?

Feeling the pressure of a commitment, the hard core suffocation of being sucked into a long-term relationship with a palm you hardly know?

Don’t worry! Freedom is at hand!!! You can take control of your life again!

Just toss that unwanted life form into the nearest bin!

Why waste precious TIME and energy on follow-through or unwanted obligations? The City of Westminster’s spacious and accomodating Big Black Bins take any sort of wildlife plant! The bin, in fact, we think actually BENEFITS from your ridiculous inability to care for nauture. Compost, studies show, help break down garbage faster!

So when in London, do as the Londoners do: Toss your living trees in the trash! After all, those silly garden/farm folk can always grow more!