The Abominable SNOWMAN!!

…Or, More Love-Hate Consumerism at Christmas Time
Abominable Snowman, in lights... just $80!RARR!!!
Spend bad. Me no like spend.
Jesus baby manger good.
Plastic Baby Jesus manger, made China, Wal-Mart shop! BADD! RARR!!!
Errr… err…
Star sky night…good … err..
Lights, many, hole ozone…eRRR RARRR!! Make ice melt!
Make Snowman melt! RARARRR! BAD!
Err… err…

Me confused.

Elizabeth Howard

Elizabeth writes literary non-fiction, haiku, cultural rants, and Demand Poetry in order to forward the cause of beautiful writing. She calls London, Kansas City, and Iowa home.