If you are looking for me, I am living in hungryland, drinking lemon-syrup and wondering how I missed all these commercials for popcorn, pizza, Progresso soup, Olive Garden, cheese cubes, salad, candy bars etc etc, before.

My head is light and airy, and I am obsessed.

The answer is The Master Cleanse… I should feel good but I just feel lonely.

I miss you, three squares.

I miss you, peanuts and Hershey’s Kisses.

I miss you most of all, chewing.